Yankees: DJ LeMahieu’s wife posted most DJ LeMahieu pic ever on anniversary

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 17: DJ LeMahieu #26 of the New York Yankees looks at umpire CB Bucknor #54 after a call during the second inning against the Toronto Blue Jays at Yankee Stadium on September 17, 2020 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Sarah Stier/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 17: DJ LeMahieu #26 of the New York Yankees looks at umpire CB Bucknor #54 after a call during the second inning against the Toronto Blue Jays at Yankee Stadium on September 17, 2020 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Sarah Stier/Getty Images) /
facebooktwitterreddit

Yankees free agent infielder DJ LeMahieu’s wife posted an extremely typical picture for the couple’s seventh wedding anniversary.

New York Yankees fans have waited with bated breath for DJ LeMahieu to make a free agency decision this offseason, and that wait will likely continue for quite a while.

In the interim, LeMahieu is probably doing exactly what you think he’s doing: Batting practice, sitting and blinking, and nodding with tacit approval as his wife orchestrates an extremely low-key anniversary photoshoot.

LeMahieu’s better half posted a celebration of the couple’s seventh wedding anniversary on Saturday, and it featured the All-Star second baseman at his very best — half-dazed, standing emotionless in front of a nondescript barn.

Much like LeMahieu in the Bronx, this gray flannel is also a good fit.

The only way this photograph could’ve been more appropriate is if LeMahieu had posed while inside-outing a fastball into the right-field gap, but we can understand why she probably said no to that.

We’re sure this is a beautiful venue and a nice spot to celebrate love, but it’s just so typical of our second baseman to pick the one spot without a single pop of color.

Are we a little too obsessed with DJ LeMahieu and, by proxy, the entire LeMahieu family right now? Uh, next question. It’s a long offseason.

Until LeMahieu signs somewhere, we’re going to be picking apart every piece of social media content for any potential hints of a destination.

Let’s see, that’s a barn…makes me think of farm…somewhere with a top-notch farm system…oh, no, is he heading to the Rays?! Come on. That handful of red leaves in the bottom corner might be the red herring we’re looking for here, too…

Let the rumors fly. Until the dust settles, the LeMahieu family will be right here, barely blinking, just kind of waiting.