Yankees: Sox fan breaks into Fenway Park and shouts bizarre message
A Boston rando broke into Yankees-Sox at Fenway Park on Sunday and we think we loved it.
Of all the Yankees-Red Sox games to watch this year, one lucky wild man chose the single Boston victory to sneak into and observe, huh?
Boston management floated the rumor that fans might be allowed into Fenway Park by the end of this season earlier this summer, but then quickly quashed that idea just about the same time the Sox proved they planned to stink up the joint for the entire season.
But one fan just couldn’t wait for 2021 to get here to scream, “Remember 9/11!” at the tail end of a blowout Yankees loss. One of Massachusetts’ finest got himself a likely lifetime ban from the Jersey Street institution, and we hope these shenanigans were worth it.
(I mean…they were. They were worth it.)
Seriously, though, of all the things for a drunk Bostonian to squelch out on a cool fall day, who had money on, “Boston loves New York!”? Certainly not us.
The man also yanked out some sort of patriotic blue hat and frisbee’d it onto the field before being carted away by security. Somebody snag us that hat! Collector’s item! Especially in this day and age!
There’s something especially 2020-level stupid about a Beantown hooligan pulling off an epic caper and getting into an empty Fenway Park just so he could praise New York. Every part of this sentence made complete and total logical sense until the quote. Then you lost us.
Thank you, lax Boston security, for somehow blessing us with this semi-miracle.
The Yankees lost this one 10-2, and only the bullpen, bench, players on the field, and one special Bostonian got to witness it. A 10-game winning streak being snapped wouldn’t have even made a sound, though, without this legend. We hate it.