Yankees: 3 Players Who Are Definitely Losing Their Minds During Quarantine

2. Luke Voit

Luke Voit’s forearms are probably the size of Peter Luger steaks, thanks (?) to quarantine.

Whatever amount of weightlifting Luke Voit is doing right now, it’s not healthy.

After a standout, All-Star-type start to 2019, Voit saw his campaign cut short by a hernia that sapped him of all motor functions. Quite literally, it took a shredded stomach to stop him. If you don’t think Voit was ready to channel that missed opportunity into making 2020 his humble servant, then you’re flat-out wrong.

But with no season to participate in, it seems likely Voit is diving back into making his exceedingly jacked frame even more jacked during his downtime. Real messed-up stuff. Hooking pulleys and cords to his forearms, trying to bend beams, cracking walnuts with his eyelid muscles, that type of stuff.

When Voit finally emerges from his cave, I don’t want to be the one to tell him he’s hitting seventh, as opposed to “all positions one-through-nine”.