Andy Pettitte’s Return: The Pictures

This kid's old man should be charged with child abuse for getting that jersey for junior

I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded that for me it isn't oooooverrrrrrrr...

....Nevermind I'll find someone like youuuuuuu. I wish nothing but the best for youuuuuuuu too...

...Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead

Another Stare™. You're welcome.

The pitch

Fake Mattingly!

You'll get 'em next time, fellow Andy

That lucky-ass bat boy gets to give Pettitte a pound

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