Using Moz To Get Ready For Opening Day

Opening Day is right around the corner; 16 days away, to be exact. That is good news. To celebrate I thought I’d rework some of your favorite Smiths/Morrissey song titles to incorporate baseball. Is that something you might be interested in? Too bad, off we go:

• Vicar In A Tutu Count
• Bigmouth Strikes Out Again
• Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Gloved Me
• I Started An Inning I Couldn’t Finish
• A Rush And A Push And The Division Is Ours
• Death Of A Designated Hitter
• The Boy With The Thorn In His Pitching Hand
• This Night Game Has Opened My Eyes
• Seventh Inning Stretch Out And Wait
• Sweet And Tender LOOGY
• Sheila Take A Curtain Call
• I Know It’s [the season] Over (This can be played at Opening Day for the Mets)
• Hand In Glove (Easiest one yet)
• The Last Of The Famous International Free Agents
• Interesting Performance-Enhancing Drug
• Mr. November Spawned A Monster
• The Mo You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• You’re Going To Need Someone On Your Side, Due To The Shift
• Pick-Off Palare
• We Hate It When Our Bunts Become Successful
• You’re The One For Me, Fatty. I’m Struggling And In Dire Need Of A Slumpbuster
• I Have Forgiven Jesus (Montero)
• The Second Youngest Boone Was The Most Loved
• I Just Want To See The Bat Boy Happy
• Now My Bases Are Full
• Hold On To Your Foul Tips
• Pitcher Sleeping, Base Stolen
• Everyday Is Like A Monday/Thursday
• The Manager Is Afraid Of The Players
• Fan Meet Athlete
• You Should Have Been Nice To Me When I Was A Rookie

Perhaps my favorite Smiths-baseball jaunt is this guy, “I was looking for a Joba and then I found a Joba, and heaven knows I’m miserable now.”

Sweetness, now you know how Joan of Arc felt.