Rocket has trouble with lift off

Drug addict and potential home wrecker Mindy McCready has made some bold allegations regarding Roger Clemens. No, it’s not about steroids but rather his inability to perform in the bedroom.

The washed-up country music star is set to reveal all in a XXX-rated film — aptly titled “Baseball Mistress” — set to hit shelves next month. Among the topics to be discussed in the film (which I’m sure will get some Oscar nods) will be Clemens’ problem with erectile dysfunction and how Dean Cain was “better equipped” than the seven-time Cy Young Award winner. This sounds all-too-familiar; I could have sworn I recently heard about some floozy trying to blow up the spot of a famous athlete, I just can’t remember where.

I can’t blame this broad for falling on hard times and needing money — the music industry is a fickle business — but why did she have to go and sully Clemens’ good name with her slanderous filth? If she’s got to resort to starring in smut films to make ends meet that’s her God-given right, but DO NOT drag one of my favorite pitchers of all time’s name through the mud. His former personal trainer has already done a bang-up job with that. Going from that, does it make me a bad person if I can look past Clemens’ alleged steroid use but I’ve lost respect for him because of the E.D.? I didn’t think so.

Much like Andy Pettitte, I think we can all agree that Mindy McCready misremembered some things of her relationship with Clemens. But regardless, how can you hold E.D. against a guy who went through this every time he pitched? Roger Clemens truly is a warrior.