Two former Yankee foes changing teams

Replacement player, self-proclaimed “idiot” and the guy responsible for that awful “Cowboy Up” motto Kevin Millar is set to sign a minor league deal with the Cubbies later this week. The 38-year-old will be competing  with Chad Tracy for time at first base…Heaven help us if this SOB wins a WS for the Cubs; he’d be known as the guy who broke two of the most famous curses in baseball. Damn him! Oh well, I can only hope that if the Cubs play the Yanks in the World Series the NYPD treats Millar with the same respect as they did this guy.

Speaking of people I don’t like from the 2004 Red Sox, look who can’t find a place to play. Looks like it’s slim pickens for 36-year-old left fielders with no arm.

Wang might have the opportunity to play for Joe Torre again, as the Dodgers have shown interest in the sinker-baller. Unfortunately for CMW, those Metropolitans are also looking at him…a fate worse than death — playing for the Mets.

Byung-Hyun Kim, who you will remember for defecating in the bed many times during the 2001 World Series, is ready to join the Giants. Kim, who last pitched in the majors in 2007, is said to have spent the last few years “re-charging” in South Korea. We’ll see what he can do with the Fake G-Men.

I like Joba’s heart, but everyone knows he belongs in the bullpen. It’s good he has a fire lit under his ass, and I’d love nothing more than for him to be a dominant starter, but he is so much more intimidating coming out of the ‘pen. Joba should be to Mo now what Mo was to Wetteland back in the day — there I said it.