With the Yanks just about done with making moves this offseason, I thought I’d predict the Opening Day (only 64 more days!!!) lineup. Yes, I am fiending baseball that badly; this season has got to start soon, I’m dying over here…Without further ado, I give you your 2010 New York Yankees:

Jeet, SS
Grandy , LF*
Tex, 1B
A-Rod, [...]

Johnny Damon and Scott Boras have sticks up their respective asses about how The Caveman’s time with the Yankees ended. I got six letters for you Scotty, B-O-O H-O-O. You missed the boat.
The uber agent now claims that the Yanks snubbed Damon and never had any intention of bringing him back. I just have one [...]

The Yankees have hired former Padres GM Kevin Towers. I can’t imagine he’ll be replacing his buddy Brian Cashman as GM, mainly because Kev has expressed an interest in “getting out of the office.” RAB speculates that KT will be a consultant for the Yanks.

The next Jorge? Jesus Montero is tearing it up in the [...]

The Trenton Rays? You never know, it could happen. Personally, I don’t want the Rays playing in The Greatest State In The Union, but I wouldn’t mind if they went to Connecticut. CT has no pro sports teams, and I feel bad for all the sports fans there. They don’t have anything, let them have [...]

The Yankees have reached an agreement with OF Randy Winn this afternoon for a one-year deal worth about $2 million, which just about puts the kibosh on any plans Johnny Damon had of playing in the Bronx next season. Especially if you believe what the NY Post says.
The 35-year-old switch hitter’s numbers have slipped a [...]

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It seems that noted windbag Curt Schilling is just “hitting the gym” and not preparing for a 2010 comeback. Shucks. Why won’t he bless us fans with his presence this season? If he would just come back for one more season we’d all be better people for having witnessed it. He’s like Tim Tebow…only [...]

According to RAB, the Yankees have contacted Jim Edmonds about patrolling/platooning in left field.
Edmonds, who last played in ‘08, might be a good fit in the Bronx (he wouldn’t cost much and could be a part-time contributor), but he’s as old as dirt. He’ll be 40 in July.
I have to believe this is a ploy [...]